-You have the capacity to learn from mistakes. you will learn a lot today
-The cost of living is going up, and the chance of living is going down
-How do you make an elephant float? Two scoops of elephant and some rootbeer
-the one who says it can't be done should never interrupt the one doing it
-Our constitution ... gives to bigotry no sanction -- George Washington
-In America
-I often quote myself; it adds spice to my conversation. -- G. B. Shaw
-The shortest distance between two point is under construction. -- Altito
-Just when you thought you were winning the rat race, along comes a faster rat!
-Success is something I will dress for when I get there, and not until.
-Don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance
-Nine out of ten people think they are above average. The rest are in therapy.
-Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it. -- Woddy Allen
-Journalism will kill you, but it will keep you alive while you are at it.
-Military justice is to justice what militery music is to music. -- Groucho Marx
-All this wheeling and dealing around, why, it isn't for money, it's for fun. Money's just the way we keep score
-It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. -- Woody Allen
-You will never hit your finger if you hold the hammer with both hands.
-Packrat's credo: I have no use for it, but I hate to see it go to waste
-If you do not change direction you are likely to end up where you are headed
-The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
-Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. -- John G. Pollard
-For those who like this sort of thing, this is the sort of thing they like.
-Fantasy, abandoned by reason, produces impossible monsters; united with it, she is the mother of the arts and the origin of marvels. -- Goya
-A bore is someone who persist in holding his own views after we have enlightend him with ours
-Paradise is exactly like where you are, only MUCH, MUCH better. -- Anderson
-Those who flee temptation generally leave a forwarding addres. -- Olinghouse
-A child of 5 could understand this! Fetch me a child of 5. -- Groucho Marx
-You can fool some of the people of the time, and that is sufficient.
-I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead. -- Mark Twain
-Life might have no meaning, or worse, it might have a meaning you don't like.
-Not Hercules could have knock'd out his brains, for had none. -- Shakespeare
-A verbal contract isn't worth the paper its printed on. -- Samuel Goldwyn
-The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an approaching train.
-Experience is what causes a person to make new mistake instead of old ones.
-Politics is for the moment. An equation is for eternity. -- Albert Einstein
-After painting the town red, take a rest before applying a second coat.
-Ever notice that even the busiest people are never too busy to tell you just how busy they are.
-One cannot make an omelette without breaking eggs -- but it is amazing how many eggs one can making a decent omelette
-Conscious is when you are aware of something and conscience is when you wish you weren't.
-Air travel: Breakfast in London , dinner in New York , luggage in Brazil
-Easiest way to figure the cost of living: Take your income and add ten percent.
-Authority: A person who can tell you more than you really care to know
-Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. -- Olivier
-The trouble with a kitten is that, when it grows up, it is always a cat. -- Nash
-Women want one man to meet every need; men want every woman to meet one need.
-Everybody lies, but it isn't matter since nobody listens. -- Lieberman
-Math is like a love; a simple idea, but it can get complicated. -- R. Drabek
-If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy person -- they wil find an easier way to do it.
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