QOUTES!!!

-You have the capacity to learn from mistakes. you will learn a lot today

-The cost of living is going up, and the chance of living is going down

-How do you make an elephant float? Two scoops of elephant and some rootbeer

-the one who says it can't be done should never interrupt the one doing it

-Our constitution ... gives to bigotry no sanction -- George Washington

-In America, it is not how much an item costs, it is how much you save

-I often quote myself; it adds spice to my conversation. -- G. B. Shaw

-The shortest distance between two point is under construction. -- Altito

-Just when you thought you were winning the rat race, along comes a faster rat!

-Success is something I will dress for when I get there, and not until.

-Don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance

-Nine out of ten people think they are above average. The rest are in therapy.

-Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it. -- Woddy Allen

-Journalism will kill you, but it will keep you alive while you are at it.

-Military justice is to justice what militery music is to music. -- Groucho Marx

-All this wheeling and dealing around, why, it isn't for money, it's for fun. Money's just the way we keep score

-It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. -- Woody Allen

-You will never hit your finger if you hold the hammer with both hands.

-Packrat's credo: I have no use for it, but I hate to see it go to waste

-If you do not change direction you are likely to end up where you are headed

-The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

-Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. -- John G. Pollard

-For those who like this sort of thing, this is the sort of thing they like.

-Fantasy, abandoned by reason, produces impossible monsters; united with it, she is the mother of the arts and the origin of marvels. -- Goya

-A bore is someone who persist in holding his own views after we have enlightend him with ours

-Paradise is exactly like where you are, only MUCH, MUCH better. -- Anderson

-Those who flee temptation generally leave a forwarding addres. -- Olinghouse

-A child of 5 could understand this! Fetch me a child of 5. -- Groucho Marx

-You can fool some of the people of the time, and that is sufficient.

-I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead. -- Mark Twain

-Life might have no meaning, or worse, it might have a meaning you don't like.

-Not Hercules could have knock'd out his brains, for had none. -- Shakespeare

-A verbal contract isn't worth the paper its printed on. -- Samuel Goldwyn

-The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an approaching train.

-Experience is what causes a person to make new mistake instead of old ones.

-Politics is for the moment. An equation is for eternity. -- Albert Einstein

-After painting the town red, take a rest before applying a second coat.

-Ever notice that even the busiest people are never too busy to tell you just how busy they are.

-One cannot make an omelette without breaking eggs -- but it is amazing how many eggs one can making a decent omelette

-Conscious is when you are aware of something and conscience is when you wish you weren't.

-Air travel: Breakfast in London, dinner in New York, luggage in Brazil.

-Easiest way to figure the cost of living: Take your income and add ten percent.

-Authority: A person who can tell you more than you really care to know

-Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. -- Olivier

-The trouble with a kitten is that, when it grows up, it is always a cat. -- Nash

-Women want one man to meet every need; men want every woman to meet one need.

-Everybody lies, but it isn't matter since nobody listens. -- Lieberman

-Math is like a love; a simple idea, but it can get complicated. -- R. Drabek

-If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy person -- they wil find an easier way to do it.